The mysterious ways of the Wombat

Since 3am: feeding him, carrying him, changing his diaper, unswaddling him, putting on a different outfit, putting him down, picking him back up - everything works for 15 minutes, and then he wants a change of scenery. He watches the sunrise out the window (5:30am), falls asleep for 20 minutes on my shoulder (5:45am), wakes back up (6:05am) and appears bright eyed and bushy tailed (the entire night).

So, at 7am, I finally put on my clothes, decide to put him in the sling and start with my day. I set him down for one second, get the sling ready, turn around and see.... this.


[Sigh....] Coffee anyone? :)